cuddlr.

[shield]

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/yells NOW KISS at the screen

[jazzorcist]

You get points for trying. Pretty good choice to go with a pic that makes you look like you're trying to chat someone up.

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[shield]

Well, it's like you said, a thousand words. You make quite a first impression yourself.

[jazzorcist]

Oh,very smooth. What kind of impression?

[shield]

The very good kind. Hot enough for a yes, to borrow your own words. And suave enough for the both of us, that's always a plus.

[jazzorcist]

Is that you asking me out? Because it should be. Or you can just assume that I'm asking you out, because I am.

(1/2) ooh look who's double texting

[shield]

One way or the other I'd call it a desirable outcome.

(2/2)

[shield]

But in the interest of appeasing my old fashioned sensibilities, let's pretend I took the initiative to ask you out? Promise I'm still buying.

1/2 ooh look who's double texting back

[jazzorcist]

Oh, Mr. Rogers I never thought you'd ask! Yes, yes of course I will let you take me out! Gosh darn, I am just the luckiest gal in the world.

2/2

[jazzorcist]

How was that?

[shield]

That was perfect. Thanks to you, I can hold on to my dignity a little bit longer.

So when is a good time?

[jazzorcist]

Yeah, I can tell it's very fragile.

How's your weekend looking?

[shield]

Well, I'm new to the city and unemployed, so my calendar's looking very open at the moment. How about yours?

gently whispers "I ship it" into the night D:

[jazzorcist]

Looks like I'll be spending part of it with a beautiful man with a good sense of humour.

not-so-gently whispers "same"

[shield]

[ God bless text flirting for eliminating the risk of awkward blushing around pretty girls. ]

That does sound like a good time. I just hope you can pencil me in around it?

/VIBRATES

[jazzorcist]

[ Sorry Steve but this girl is going to make you blush a lot. Entirely on purpose. ]

I guess I could try to fit you in somewhere.

[shield]

[ He brought this on himself. ]

That's a relief.

[jazzorcist]

Do you want to meet up somewhere or something, or do you want to be old school and come pick me up?

[shield]

I absolutely want to be old school and come pick you up. I'm looking up horse drawn carriage rentals now.

[jazzorcist]

[ Well, have her address then, Handsome. ]

I'm holding you to that now.

[ Not really of course. ]

[shield]

I thought you might.

[ It's okay, he won't embarrass himself her by going through with it. He'd never hear the end of it if it got out, and he gets enough old jokes already. ]

we have to thread this date, I have a burning need

[jazzorcist]

[ Oh, she wouldn't be embarrassed at all, she is almost completely shameless. ]

So I suppose you're expecting corsets and heaving bosoms from my end then?

we doooo

[shield]

Those were outdated even in my day, but far be it from me to tell you what you can't do.

I have a problem, and I blame you

[jazzorcist]

Okay, now I'm curious, when was your day?

you started iiiiit

[shield]

I was born in 1918, so anywhere from the 20s to the 40s, I guess. Of course that'll only mean something to you if we're from worlds with similar histories.

I did not expect to end up shipping it this hard ok

[jazzorcist]

Flappers, great depression, world war two?