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[shield]

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[evite]

i will!
right underneath 'stop getting in the way of me flirting with captain america'

[shield]

I don't know, I think I do some of my best flirting between the bars of the drunk tank.

[evite]

that would explain how i wound up with your phone number and a few crude drawings on my hand

[shield]

I had to make sure I left a lasting impression.

[evite]

so how do these stick figures work? do i get a personal demonstration now?

[shield]

Pretty sure I'm supposed to buy you dinner first.

[evite]

who said you weren't?

[shield]

Touché.

How do you feel about 24-hour diners? Guaranteed to have paper napkin dispensers so I don't have to resort to drawing on your hand.

[evite]

i will never say no to a heart attack in a bowl.
but if you put ketchup on your eggs, i think we have to call this whole thing off.

[shield]

I'm more of a pancakes drenched in syrup type of guy, so I hope we'll be alright.

[evite]

that depends.
will you let me steal a bite?