[ Best guess? His universe's Loki might try to bewitch the entire Cuddlr network to turn everyone in Eudio into his puppets. But Steve still has his free will so it's possible he's really not dealing with the same guy. ]
No, all of this is new to me.
[ It's weird to think that alternate versions of him have already come through here but he's currently messaging what looks like a much younger, slightly-less-of-an-ass Loki, so weird is a relative thing. ]
[ Loki is always Loki but he's never quite the same Loki. At least the other guy doesn't know how to hack software, that's a reassuring bonus. ]
A few of you. The one who spoke with me the most was directly from 1940-whatever, he was shorter than me by a clear foot. I asked him to guard my sword, [ one of them, anyway, ] while the guy right before YOU was taller and less indulgent of my company.
I wasn't going to make another attempt at welcoming you, but what the Hel. Welcome! Also, Stark here once punched me without just cause and I feel you ought to reprimand him for his loose ways. >:-[ I took away all his alcohol to try and help him stay sober yet he appreciated my efforts little. :-( A great deal of AVENGING has piled up, Captain. Please attend it.
Did he punch you before or after you stole from him? [ Bypassing that suggestion that Tony has a drinking problem completely; it would be worrisome if it were coming from anyone but Loki. Plus, he's about the last person in a position to hold an intervention. But mostly it's Loki. ]
I was under the impression that there wasn't much Avenging to do here at all. Unless you're planning to change that?
I'm a hero of the city :-) ACTUALLY. Ask the Mayor! I was very accommodating to the last one too, he works in an ice cream shop now. (That was his legitimate career choice, I didn't force him into retail. I'm not THAT evil.)
Stark CLONED THOR where I'm from so I should think the salt is even on both sides from a 'your alt self is a dick' POV.
I've taken the Loki from your universe under my wing to keep him on the straight-ish and narrow-er, how does that sound? He's far more stable with me than without. I've the experience he lacks when it comes to maybe not taking over a world.
[ Seriously, what world is this where Loki is the example of self restraint? And self improvement too??? ]
How can you be sure he's not just in it for the satisfaction of getting one over on his alternate? I may not know him that well but it seems like something Loki would do.
Who doesn't want to punch Stark at some point in their life?
[ Welcome to Earth-616 where even Loki has been around long enough to find his sanity. ]
I said I've taken him under my wing, not that I trust him. Of course I don't trust myself, I AM myself, I KNOW myself. But he is not untrustworthy at TIMES and I have the best means of navigating those moments by virtue of understanding his ways.
[ He's very predictable because Earth-199999's Loki is still in his deeply unhappy, spiteful stage, and there is only one way for that to go. ]
After taking most of the punches meant for him before he got here, courtesy of your lot, I'm unwilling to let him go through what I did on his behalf when his reaction to such vitriol will be far more destructive. He informed me that he made attempts to speak with Stark to no avail. I doubt he will try again (not to make amends, simply TO talk) once spurned. In all honesty, Captain, he is one of the less violent Laufeysons I have come across.
[ Including himself, once upon a time and two lives ago. ]
[ Well, he's not wrong. Too bad punching Stark is a very touchy subject right now and Steve would rather face another Chitauri army singlehandedly than talk about it even in the abstract. ]
If it's any consolation, I don't have any intention of punching you. [ For now... ]
So you're telling me that not only are you reformed, but you're dedicating yourself to helping the other Loki reform too? Why?
I don't like to expect the worst from anyone but it's hard not be wary when you just said yourself you can't be trusted.
Thanks, my boyfriend would likely have to take you down if you did. He's sweet like that.
[ Or Dick would just complain and posture like the big bad bluebird his dad has forged him to be. Then make friends with Steve because, well, Steve. ]
Reform is a strong word. I don't want him to go through what I did, to put it simply. He would suffer greatly at his own hand. I'm not doing this for anyone but him. You can believe THAT, can't you?
[ 'Loki takes care of Loki', as the old saying goes. ]
[ Moving past the sudden urge to send this boyfriend his condolences or run a background check on the kind of person who would date Loki (and who Loki would want to date)... ]
Yes, that I can believe. I can't tell if it's selfish or selfless but if anyone could blur the lines between the two, I suppose it's you.
[ Is it a compliment? A jab? He's genuinely impressed, either way. ]
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You're not the same Loki I've met, are you?
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Hello, Cap. You're none of the fellas with shields that came before, are you?
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[ Best guess? His universe's Loki might try to bewitch the entire Cuddlr network to turn everyone in Eudio into his puppets. But Steve still has his free will so it's possible he's really not dealing with the same guy. ]
No, all of this is new to me.
[ It's weird to think that alternate versions of him have already come through here but he's currently messaging what looks like a much younger, slightly-less-of-an-ass Loki, so weird is a relative thing. ]
How many have there been?
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[ Loki is always Loki but he's never quite the same Loki. At least the other guy doesn't know how to hack software, that's a reassuring bonus. ]
A few of you. The one who spoke with me the most was directly from 1940-whatever, he was shorter than me by a clear foot. I asked him to guard my sword, [ one of them, anyway, ] while the guy right before YOU was taller and less indulgent of my company.
I wasn't going to make another attempt at welcoming you, but what the Hel. Welcome! Also, Stark here once punched me without just cause and I feel you ought to reprimand him for his loose ways. >:-[
I took away all his alcohol to try and help him stay sober yet he appreciated my efforts little. :-(
A great deal of AVENGING has piled up, Captain. Please attend it.
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I was under the impression that there wasn't much Avenging to do here at all. Unless you're planning to change that?
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I'm a hero of the city :-) ACTUALLY. Ask the Mayor! I was very accommodating to the last one too, he works in an ice cream shop now.
(That was his legitimate career choice, I didn't force him into retail. I'm not THAT evil.)
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[ What kind of backwards universe... ]
How evil are you, then? Because a second ago you were a hero.
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I've taken the Loki from your universe under my wing to keep him on the straight-ish and narrow-er, how does that sound? He's far more stable with me than without. I've the experience he lacks when it comes to maybe not taking over a world.
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[ Seriously, what world is this where Loki is the example of self restraint? And self improvement too??? ]
How can you be sure he's not just in it for the satisfaction of getting one over on his alternate? I may not know him that well but it seems like something Loki would do.
No offense.
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[ Welcome to Earth-616 where even Loki has been around long enough to find his sanity. ]
I said I've taken him under my wing, not that I trust him. Of course I don't trust myself, I AM myself, I KNOW myself. But he is not untrustworthy at TIMES and I have the best means of navigating those moments by virtue of understanding his ways.
[ He's very predictable because Earth-199999's Loki is still in his deeply unhappy, spiteful stage, and there is only one way for that to go. ]
After taking most of the punches meant for him before he got here, courtesy of your lot, I'm unwilling to let him go through what I did on his behalf when his reaction to such vitriol will be far more destructive.
He informed me that he made attempts to speak with Stark to no avail. I doubt he will try again (not to make amends, simply TO talk) once spurned.
In all honesty, Captain, he is one of the less violent Laufeysons I have come across.
[ Including himself, once upon a time and two lives ago. ]
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If it's any consolation, I don't have any intention of punching you. [ For now... ]
So you're telling me that not only are you reformed, but you're dedicating yourself to helping the other Loki reform too? Why?
I don't like to expect the worst from anyone but it's hard not be wary when you just said yourself you can't be trusted.
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[ Or Dick would just complain and posture like the big bad bluebird his dad has forged him to be. Then make friends with Steve because, well, Steve. ]
Reform is a strong word.
I don't want him to go through what I did, to put it simply. He would suffer greatly at his own hand.
I'm not doing this for anyone but him.
You can believe THAT, can't you?
[ 'Loki takes care of Loki', as the old saying goes. ]
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Yes, that I can believe. I can't tell if it's selfish or selfless but if anyone could blur the lines between the two, I suppose it's you.
[ Is it a compliment? A jab? He's genuinely impressed, either way. ]
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Good :-)
Stark has taken my favourite coffee shop away from me but I will see you around town sometime anyway, I suppose. Inevitably.
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