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Organ. [Tony looks strangely proud of himself, in spite of failing to accurately recreate anything remotely resembling an organ. Maybe it's just his inner teenager pleased with drawing a dick.] Bullshit word to have in there, I know.

[Somehow, Tony doesn't seem to have any difficulty remaining collected, probably due to his innate immaturity.]

Although eggplant was a solid guess. And pan flute.

[Yes, he thinks the innuendo is hilarious.]

Says the guy who curated the list, [ Steve teases, grateful for the rapport between them that seems to come easier each time, because it saves him from having to cover for the fact that his brain is skipping like a scratched record. ]

What, no laying pipe innuendo? I'm disappointed.

[ He's still fighting a smirk as he flips the display and pulls up another prompt. When he gets the word dirty, it feels like the universe laughing directly in his face.

Steve loses a full fifteen seconds on the clock just staring into space, wondering how to get the word across without digging himself any deeper. In the end, the decides to throw the round and take the artistic approach, because as soon as the idea pops into his head, it's the only thing he wants to draw.

Although it's nowhere near what he could do on paper, and rather modest compared to the dirty comics that used to trade hands back in the day, Steve thinks Tony will appreciate the highly stylized pin-up girl. ]

That better not be Aunt Peggy, [Tony protests, covering his eyes dramatically once it becomes clear Steve's drawing a pinup girl.] I'm not looking if it is.

[Thankfully, it's not, judging by the peek in between his fingers, so he takes his hand down.] Porn? I'm pretty sure that's not in there. Also, not porn. Pretty woman, uh- [His mind gets stuck on Julia Roberts for some reason, but no, that movie falls squarely into the category of "under the ice time" for Steve, although one could argue it's a pop culture staple, and wow, Tony is too easily distracted for this.] Sexy?

[ Steve shoots a raised-brow look at Tony when he mentions Peggy, but his eyes shoot back to his drawing and stay there as Tony cycles through his remaining guesses. ]

Close. The word was dirty. I took some artistic liberty.

[ Of course, if Tony thought that he would bring up "Aunt Peggy" and they would just move on— well, he probably didn't think that. Nobody who has met Steve would think that.

Steve looks down, biting his lower lip, turning something over in his mind until finally he speaks up. ] You know, I used to think maybe that was some joke I wasn't in on, but you weren't kidding, were you? She was really Aunt Peggy to you.

Sunday mornings, she would take me to the range to teach me how to shoot, and then we'd go get brunch afterwards. I didn't know about SHIELD, obviously, I just thought she worked for the State Department. That's what she and Dad always told me.

[And it had been an easy lie to believe, because why would Tony have expected his dad and his adopted aunt to run a top-secret government agency? Peggy had always been good at keeping secrets.]

I mean, I knew about the whole- [he gestures vaguely at Steve] thing, but I didn't ask her much about the war. [About you, is the unspoken implication there, and it's only thanks to a quiet word from Jarvis in the early days of his Cap obsession that he hadn't, and probably a minor miracle that a much younger Tony had actually listened to him.] Although I do know that she really hated the Captain America radio show they had back in the day.

Yeah, I'll bet she did. [ Steve chuckles to himself as he imagines the affronted expression Peggy must have have worn whenever that program came on. Based on the surviving recordings he heard, Steve wasn't a fan himself, but he can imagine the appeal it had to a child raised on heavily censored war stories. ]

I wish I'd known, I would've... [ He trails off, unsure of exactly what he would have done. Maybe there's an alternate universe out there where Tony opened up sooner, and Steve was a little less walled off, and neither of them had to feel utterly alone as they watched her fade away. ]

Never mind. [ Steve shakes his head and waves the thought away with his good hand. If there's one thing he knows, it's that you can't go back. His brow creases when he turns his attention back to the holo-screen. ] So what's the score now? Any chance you were keeping tabs?

[It feels stupid now, but Tony hadn't wanted Steve to know about his connection to Peggy back then. He'd kept it secret, like everything else about his childhood. People might think he's an open book, but the reality is that Tony very carefully chooses what to make part of his public persona, part of the face that he shows the world. Everything else he locks up tight, hoarding what little privacy he can in a world that's determined to invade it. So it's not necessarily Steve in particular (though, yeah, it kind of is) - it's everyone. But coming back from the brink of death makes him feel vulnerable, and apparently part of that vulnerability is...opening up more? Yeah, it doesn't make sense to him, either, he just knows that he wants to talk to Steve instead of hoarding all his secrets like a dragon on a pile of gold.]

Uh- [Shit. He's almost forgotten about the game in the easy back and forth of conversation.] No idea, [Tony admits sheepishly. They'd been scoring completely arbitrarily, anyway, so what's it matter?]

[ The score wasn't important, but the fact that neither of them paid it any attention does feel significant. There was a time when Steve didn't think they would ever manage to occupy the same space again without Tony telling him off. Now that they've exceeded those wild expectations, they're deep in uncharted territory.

Steve fumbles around without a map and hopes for the best. Somehow, the tentative peace between them neither implodes or explodes. They just... keep getting along. Steve doesn't know what's changed— if he thought it was as simple as nearly sacrificing himself, he would have tried to take one for Tony years ago— but he isn't going to question it.

When Steve enters the gym a week and some change later, his first impulse is to give Tony a wide berth. Then he remembers that he doesn't have to and circles back around to where Tony is stretching. ]

How's the shoulder? [ Steve flexes his own hand as he asks, reaching into the side pocket of his gym bag for a pair of rolled up hand wraps. The serum has been working overtime; his main complaint now is how much the healing skin itches. ]

[It's not that Tony tries to keep bumping into Steve, it's just pure coincidence that they happen to end up in the same room fairly often - sure, Tony's got approximately a metric fuckton of paperwork and interviews and shit he can't just shove off on Pepper, but when he does have spare time, it's not totally unlikely for him to just show up wherever Steve is, or wherever Steve's about to be, assuming it's in the common areas. Which might be why he's in the gym, although he's ostensibly there to go through the exercises from his physical therapist (and maybe to try and get back into shape, or something like in shape).

Being in the gym, Tony's wearing an unzipped track jacket over a tank top, the scarring from his arc reactor peeking out just above the dip of the neckline. He's comfortable (more or less) with that scarring, but decidedly less so with the mangled mess of his arm. But since he's exercising, he can't cover the twisted wreckage of his hand with a gauntlet, like he's been doing lately. Instead, he tucks the hand behind his back at Steve's question, suddenly self-conscious.]

Oh, it's fine. [Tony gestures with his uninjured hand. His shoulder is not, in fact, fine, but he went right back to work after being held captive in a cave, and he's not going to let almost dying slow him down, even if it means he wrecks his goddamn liver eating pain reliever when it gets to be too much.]

You decide to take a break from eating me out of house and home? [He reaches behind his back with his other arm and starts to stretch the injured arm out, swearing quietly under his breath.]

[ It's almost too easy for Steve to pretend not to notice when Tony hides his hand; he has a shameful wealth of experience when it comes to hiding how closely his eyes follow Tony's movements. His gaze darts up at Tony casually, then back down as he hooks his thumb through the loop and pulls the wrap around the back of his hand, repeating the motion a few times and then starting to work his way between each finger. ]

You have multiple houses and homes, [ he points out, raising an eyebrow as his eyes settle back on Tony. His hands don't stop moving, muscle memory making quick work of the process even when he isn't looking. ] If anything, I'm eating you out of secluded Avengers compounds, which— [ Steve can't help wincing as the double meaning of his words sink in. Suddenly burning up from the relentless force of the infinity stones doesn't seem like such a terrible fate. ] Yeah, nevermind.

[Steve's innuendo comes as a welcome distraction from the pain, and Tony seizes it (metaphorically) with both hands, grinning impishly.]

You know, I thought I noticed a lack of sausage when I was making breakfast this morning. I suppose you've made serious inroads on the eggplant, too.

[At least he's not making any jokes about tossed salads?

(Yet.)]

[ Tony Stark seizing an opportunity to make a dirty joke is about as novel as the sun rising in the east, so Steve knows to keep looking down as he starts wrapping his other hand, periodically sparing a quick glance up but never making eye contact.

This is very shaky ground they're on, but since Steve is incapable of backing down first, he replies in kind. ] Yeah, I hope you weren't counting on having hot dogs, either.

Well, damn, there go my dinner plans.

[Here's the problem: Tony can't back down any more than Steve can, and especially not from a battle of innuendo. Minus the dirty jokes, it's the story of their life together. One of them challenges the other, neither one can back down first, and things just keep escalating until the inevitable explosive finish.

And it's never the good kind of explosive finish, either.]

Maybe I'll just have a big ol' banana split instead. If you haven't eaten all the bananas.

That's dessert, not dinner. [ As someone who takes full advantage his enhanced metabolism, Steve is perhaps the last person who gets to be an authority on what constitutes a healthy meal. But if Tony gets to poke fun at his appetite, then this too is fair game. ] And real bananas went extinct while I was under. What you call a banana, I call a depressing reminder of a banana.

[ As tempting as it is to leave it at that, Steve knows that Tony wouldn't let his tactical retreat go unnoticed. ] Have you tried the cucumber? I was a little worried about the firmness but they're still pretty juicy.

Maybe that's why we invented banana splits. To make them less depressing. [It's not like Tony has any idea when the dessert was invented, and also, more importantly, he doesn't care.] I sure like bananas a lot better when they're dripping with chocolate sauce.

[And somehow he actually manages to keep a straight face while saying that.]

Oh, yeah? I bet you like a thick, juicy pickle. One that squirts when you bite into it.

[It's really hard to keep his face expressionless right now, but Tony's determined to hold out in this hell of his own making.]

[ Steve gapes back for a few seconds before shaking his head into his hands, the cloth wraps scratching softly against his face. The word squirts should be off limits, he thinks. ]

You know I came here to exercise, right? Stop stoking my appetite. [ That he manages to say this with a straight face comes as a surprise even to Steve himself. He never would have guessed that years of practice being the stoic Captain America would pay off quite like this. It doesn't hurt that people always assume he's clenching his jaw (and that's a fair assumption a lot of the time) even when he's actually biting the inside of his cheek to keep from bursting out laughing. ]

[Tony's never been one to heed limitations; if Steve even tried, that would only just egg Tony on, and everyone knows Tony should never, ever be encouraged. Ever.]

I've seen your appetite, and it doesn't need to be stro- sorry, stoked. [He allows himself a wholly innocent and bland smile. Just a slip of the tongue, that's all!] Serum enhanced and all.

But I could definitely go for a nice firm peach once I'm done here. Just sink my teeth right in and eat it up.

[ Just like he got the eggplant reference, Steve knows what the peach emoji is meant to invoke too. But right now he really wishes he was even a fraction as out of touch as others assume. Ignorance really is bliss.

It reminds him of Tony checking out his newly defrosted ass over comms, something he was forced to file away for later consideration at the time. Doesn't seem fair that heat should rise to Steve's cheeks when, if anyone should be embarrassed, it's Tony. But then, Tony knows how to shake embarrassment right off. Steve hasn't quite perfected that skill yet— certainly not among present company. ]

Just make sure you use protection. Er, napkins. [ Steve's smirk makes clear that was no innocent mix-up. ] I'd hate for you to make a sticky mess of yourself.

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I'm gonna let you in on something.

[Tony leans in close to Steve, like he's about to tell him some big secret. His voice drops to something quieter, something that might be considered a seductive purr.]

Sometimes, Cap, making a sticky mess is part of the fun.

[He glances up at Steve through his eyelashes. It's hard for him to pull off coquettish at his age, but goddamnit, he's giving it the old college try.]

Especially when it's time to get clean.

[ A swift, swooping sensation carves through Steve's gut then plunges below the belt, demanding attention to an area of his body that Steve was hoping to ignore completely. His heart rate picks up to a level usually reserved for all out war and sweat prickles at the base of his neck. Despite being no stranger to the adrenaline rush, this thrill brings none of the usual focus Steve counts on in battle; this is the shaky, precarious thrill of standing on a crumbling ledge with no guarantee of surviving the fall.

And yet, he refuses to back down. Even if he were capable of back-pedaling, it would never occur to Steve to try. Tony Stark is so rarely predictable but in this moment Steve is absolutely sure that Tony won't blink first. In the brief seconds he holds eye contact, he can recognize a glint of determination in Tony's eyes. And Steve is too worn down by the past few weeks to do the responsible thing this time. He selfishly wants to see this through as far as Tony will let it go.

So he doesn't back away, shaking his head as he changes the subject. He stands his ground and stares Tony right back down. ]

Yeah? [ His voice comes out in a croak that he tries to cover with a cough to clear his throat. ] You never struck me as the type of guy to clean up after himself.

[ In any other context, it might be a scolding, but criticism is the further thing from Steve's mind now. ]

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[Tony huffs a breathless laugh. He can feel arousal building just under his skin, that old familiar sensation that always leads him into making reckless choices - some distinctly more reckless than others. Tony's life has been calm (at least on the romance front) for too damn long; it turns out that all those stories of the apocalypse making people fuck like bunnies to repopulate the earth are less accurate than one might think. But, then again, he hasn't been in the mood till now. (He doesn't want to think about why that might be.)]

Oh, you know how it is. Your hands get all sticky from eating a peach, you can't turn the faucet on 'cause you'll get it all messy, so the only thing left to do is lick your fingers clean.

[Tony lifts his good hand to his face and meets Steve's eyes as he draws his tongue languorously up the side of his index finger, then closes his lips around it to suck in a demonstration that is definitely skirting the line of obscene. There's something obstinate in him that just wants to keep pushing and pushing until Steve cracks, and never mind that he knows damn well that it's about as safe as poking a bear with a stick.]

I said clean up after yourself, not clean up your self. [ Steve is surprised he's retained the ability to form sentences, but his breathlessness betrays him, the air punched right out of his lungs as his eyes followed Tony's tongue.

His resolve is crumbling and Tony looks like he's ready to take a sledgehammer to what's left. But it isn't in Steve to make anything easy— if Tony wants him to break, he'll have to put his back into it.

Jesus, even his internal dialogue is stuck on innuendo. ]

[Tony pulls his finger free from his mouth with a wet-sounding pop, and the corners of his lips quirk up into a knowing smirk.]

Why, Steve, is there somewhere else you wanted me to lick?

[Tony knows that he sounds like something straight out of a bad porno - that he's probably seen this parody flick (although as much as he hates to admit it, porn Tony is always younger and in better shape than he is) - but that doesn't stop him from gently touching Steve's lower lip with the tip of his index finger. He's not sure how he's ignored his infamous libido for this long (must be age), but now that it's reared its ugly head again, Tony's pulling out all the goddamn stops.]

[ The obscene pop earns a sharp inhale from Steve, but he doesn't get a chance to react beyond that. Tony promptly bulldozes through the last of his resolve.

He gives a classic start, as if jumping inside of his own skin, when the pad of Tony's finger first grazes his lip. And then he shivers, which sounds moderately better than "trembles" but is no more dignified for that fact. Arousal always turns his sensitivity up even higher than his super soldier baseline, but he really can't remember having matched this intensity before.

At some point he must have clenched his eyes closed, but when he opens them and sees Tony still standing right there, something shining behind his eyes that Steve never thought he'd see again, and he's flushed and solid and alive... It's not really a conscious choice— he merely changes states, from inertia to kinetic force, grasping Tony's wrist and pulling him in close, leaning in so his breath is hot against Tony's ear when he says: ] You have to make a mess first.

[Tony can't even pretend that the noise that escapes from him isn't a whimper, but in his defense, most people would probably whimper when confronted with Steve Rogers moving with a predator's fluid grace, that casual display of strength, a low voice and breath brushing his skin just so. And, yeah, maybe whimpering ruins the image of seduction he's trying to project, but Tony no longer cares. All he can think about is the heat of Steve's body close to his and how he can get even closer to it - how much he wants that solid bulk pinning him against his mattress. There are a thousand obscene ideas in his mind fighting for attention, and it's impossible to choose just one.

It's even harder to sink to his knees in front of Steve - a combination of old age and arousal - but Tony does, with a challenge in his eyes and a wicked smirk.]

What's your personal best?

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