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[futurist]

The eagle has landed.

[shield]

You know what? I'll let you have this one.

[futurist]

That's good, because option B was going to involve eggplant emojis.

[shield]

Wouldn't that be easier to text?

[futurist]

Or you could just text a dick pic.

[shield]

[ After about 25 minutes during which Steve gets deeply invested in finding the right angle, he does in fact take a very deep breath and hit send on his dick pic. ]

[futurist]

I'd say that's an impressive bald eagle specimen right there.

[Tony absolutely did not expect this to happen and now he's internally freaking out a little bit.]

[shield]

Did I send you a dick pic or submit to National Geographic?

[futurist]

Well, it's a very nice dick pic.

[Jesus, Stark, get it together.]

[shield]

It was too soon, wasn't it?

[futurist]

What? No! No, the eagle has definitely landed. Possibly crash-landed on his face.

Um.

It's just. Not what I expected. I mean, I didn't expect anything, and, and that is. Definitely not nothing.

[shield]

Okay. Happy to exceed expectations. I think?

[futurist]

[Here, Steve, have a dick pic in exchange. It's only fair, after all, even if Tony feels insignificant in comparison.]

[shield]

Wow okay um. Eagle. Eggplant. All of it.

[futurist]

I gathered that much from your picture.

So, these ill-fated hookups. Male or female? Just so I can get an idea of your experience level.

-no judgment, I swear. I like to know what I'm working with.

God, why don't I have a survey for these things?

[shield]

Both. And I'm not filling out a survey.

[futurist]

If you won't fill out a survey or sign a contract, how am I supposed to figure out what you want?

[He's joking. Probably.]

[shield]

I know communication hasn't always been our strong suit, but we've gotten this far by talking, right?

[futurist]

I personally plan to have my mouth occupied with sucking your cock in the near future, so we might have to postpone the talk.

[shield]

It can wait. How near in the future?

[futurist]

Depends on how long it takes you to get to my bedroom.

[shield]

[ Everyone from stand-up comics to late night hosts has cracked their jokes about the Avengers sharing one roof. Their headquarters has been likened to an Olympic Village, which couldn't be further from the truth, but when you put enough attractive, fit people together the rumors almost generate themselves. They were always just gossip, though. Steve never really expected to be feeling grateful because the person he was sleeping with— or fairly determined to be, anyway— was a matter of steps away.

It really would take him an obscenely short amount of time to get to Tony's bedroom, but he doesn't want to come off too strong. He decides two minutes is a respectable amount of time to wait, and fills those minutes messing with his hair in the mirror and changing out of his sweats back into his street clothes. He never has liked to navigate the compound less than respectfully dressed.

After two minutes and some seconds, Steve's knuckles are rapping lightly on Tony's door. ]

[futurist]

Come in-

[True to his word, Tony is splayed out in bed, entirely naked, and not even trying to hide it. Then again, he only wears boxers (or occasionally a towel) when wandering the compound in a state of undress for the sake of everyone else's sensibilities; he's past caring whether everyone sees him naked (though admittedly naked and aroused is a different story).

There are plenty of things he could say, but what he blurts out first is:]

How the fuck did you zip those jeans up?

[He can see Steve's erection outlined against the denim, thick and heavy, and his own cock twitches in response. Oh, this is going to be fucking good.]

[shield]

[ Tony might not care about being seen naked, but Steve doesn't have that same luxury. General nudity doesn't really phase him: he's drawn from live models, shared a dressing room on a USO tour, shared even closer quarters at war, and he has no trouble sharing a locker room or even gym showers with the team. But it's different to be caught off guard going about his day by Tony Stark in a loosely wrapped towel. Especially when he's wearing his usual athletic pants, which leave dangerously little room for error, so to speak.

These jeans aren't much roomier, but by some dizzying stroke of fate that Steve isn't going to start questioning now, he suddenly doesn't have to hide his body's reaction to Tony's nakedness. ]

I had to go commando, [ Steve answers honestly, although if anything what he sounds is dazed. As the door shuts behind him, he falls back against it, taking a few deep breaths to collect himself. When he looks back at Tony, his face feels hot. ]

But at least I still wore pants. Do you have any idea how distracting it is when you walk around here naked?

[futurist]

Is it? [Tony's voice is practically a purr, smooth as silk - but, then again, everyone knows he likes having his ego stroked. Enjoying the thought of Steve being distracted of him is a natural extension of that. He's just not going to wonder how much Steve thinks about it at other times, if it crosses his mind when they're on missions together.

He stretches languidly, hearing his spine crackle as he raises his arms above his head, and then sits up.]

Right, right, I promised we'd postpone the conversation.

[Tony slides from the edge of the bed onto the floor, on his knees conveniently in front of Steve.]

Not sure you'll be in much of a talking mood shortly, anyway.

[Leaning forward, he mouths the stiff bulge that tents - or tries to tent - the denim. Tony's fingers pop the button, toy with the zipper.]

'm gonna be thinking a lot about you going commando, [he mumbles. That's more Tony's kind of thing, and Steve doing it is hot and pretty much guaranteed to make Tony fall apart.

Gotta stay focused, he thinks, and tugs the zipper down, eases Steve's cock out of his pants. A shudder runs through Tony's body, and to hide it, he curls his tongue around the head.]